It's SummerSlam time again, as WWE brings us the 38th annual event, this time spread over two nights so we get even more commercials and video packages! Hoorah!
This year's lineup looks.....okay I guess? There are a handful of promising matches and a handful of not promising matches. I'm betting as usual SummerSlam falls in the 7 out of 10 range, but we'll see.
True to WWE PR form the big media story this week is "AEW bad." Yes, Cody Rhodes, WWE's babyface, who pulls down probably a good $5 million a year in that role, went on The Ringer podcast and pissed and moaned that AEW "disrespected" him and he "wasn't going to stand for it anymore." Keep in mind this was close to four years ago these alleged events took place, they directly led to his returning to WWE as a conquering hero and becoming literally the face of the company, and yet here he is blathering on like a jilted ex-lover, the same way Punk did last year. This shit is just embarrassing; WWE can't ever focus on hyping their own product, they always have to throw shade at their distant number-two competition and pretend to be the underdogs. Fuck's sake, you insufferable sociopaths, your company is literally too big to fail at this point, grow your stupid asses up. Hey Cody, no one who watches AEW in 2025 misses you. Both companies are better off now.
Alright, rant over, let's pick some winners. Side note: SummerSlam has four black wrestlers across 12 matches, for those keeping score. That's above average for them I guess? There are also four women's matches though, so that's progress.
Night 1
Women's Tag Team Championship: Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez vs. Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss
The company's least meaningful titles are up for grabs here and I'm kinda surprised Charlotte is relegated to this position on the card. This will be.....a match.
Pick: Charlotte and Alexa capture the straps










