Welcome to a special extended edition of Top Ten Things, here at Enuffa.com, where I rank stuff.

Today it's the 40-plus-year album catalog of speed metal titans Megadeth! That's right, I'll be ranking all seventeen albums released by the former Metallica founding member and his revolving door of backing musicians - of the Big Four thrash bands, Megadeth has been the most prolific, despite their colleagues having a two-year head start. Man, back in high school and college I lived for Megadeth, holding them higher even than Metallica for several years. I got my first taste of the band in early 1990 with the purchase of Peace Sells...But Who's Buying? and from then I was hooked (in mouth). Dave Mustaine was my guitar (and hair) hero, and I spent way too much time copying his playing style (my voice at the time was more suited to Hetfield's so I became a wannabe amalgam of the two). The release of a new Megadeth album became a long-awaited event every couple years and it was a common occurrence for me to purchase the album and give it multiple listens on the first day. Sadly as with all 80s metal bands, the mid-to-late 90s were not kind, and Megadeth lost a lot of their cool factor around this time. They experimented heavily with different sounds and styles with varying results, before returning to a traditional metal timbre in the early aughts. But while most Megadeth fans fully welcomed the band's thrashy 21st century output, I found myself quite underwhelmed by most of it; to me it sounded like a copycat band trying to recreate Megadeth's signature sound rather than Megadeth returning to form. So be warned, the bottom half of this list is heavily skewed toward Megadeth's recent work. But enough blathering on, let's get after it....
17. Endgame

This album got a lot of praise on its release (and ever since) but I think it's probably the band's worst album. Yes it's heavy and yes it's full of thrashy riff shredding, but Dave apparently had somehow lost the ability to write a vocal melody in the mid-2000s, as nearly all of his vocal parts on this album involve shoehorning lyrics obviously written without a clear melody in mind. And rather than hone them it sounds like he just slapped on whatever meandering melodic idea would fit the number of syllables. Aside from the choruses of "1320'," "Head Crusher," "How the Story Ends," and "The Right to Go Insane," there isn't a strong vocal idea on this album, and Dave's range here is nonexistent; when did he lose his upper register? Couple that with technically impressive but joyless instrumentals (I feel like nearly every lead guitarist/drummer combination since Friedman and Menza has been largely devoid of personality in their playing), and Endgame is a chore to sit through, like a tribute band trying to approximate a Megadeth album. 4.5/10
Key Tracks: "1320'," "Head Crusher," "How the Story Ends"
16. Dystopia
Megadeth's 2016 album may be technically really impressive and convey a bit more enthusiasm than the handful of records before it, but aside from "The Emperor" and "Post-American World" there isn't a memorable song in earshot. The songwriting is simply not there, nor is Dave's voice up to the task of matching the music's aggression and complexity. I was into just about every song until his vocals came up. Also at a certain point the whole "Everything's going to hell," conspiracy-minded right-wing subject matter feels disingenuous coming from a guy who's been rich and famous for the last thirty-five years - what exactly are you rebelling against at this point? Lyrical gripes aside, if I want to hear a recent metal album that's both aggressive and bursting with technical wizardry I'll pop in Haken's Vector, not this. 5/10
Key Tracks: "The Emperor," "Dystopia," "Conquer or Die!"