Saturday marks the 38th annual Survivor Series event, and once again the branding need not apply because Hunter's still all-in on Watered-Down WarGames. That should be the new name of this event in fact.
Substitute chairs, trash cans and kendo sticks for the brutality that once was WarGames (and still is AEW's Blood and Guts), and you have WWE's November PPV. Anyway, it's once again built around the goddamn Bloodline, but now we have random special guests added! The women's WarGames match is even thinner, as it's just Rhea vs. Liv essentially, with a buncha partners, which once again would work much better as a Survivor Series match, that's what those used to be about. WarGames was supposed to be 4 or 5 people on each team that had a team blood feud. The men's match is at least sorta built like that. On the bright side, the undercard is much stronger this year than last. But why the hell isn't Cody on this show? Instead they have him fighting Kevin Owens again, on Saturday Night's Main Event. Cody's title run has to be one of the most boring babyface runs ever that started out super-hot. Once again this show is devoid of any black male wrestlers, by the way. Hunter's never beating those allegations....
Anyway let's look at this thing....
US Championship: LA Knight vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
Christ, the way WWE has ruined one of the greatest Japanese wrestlers of all time needs to be studied. As someone who considered the 2015 Nakamura the best wrestler in the world at that time, I don't even recognize what he's become. Dull, ineffectual, powderpuff offense where there used to be unmatched intensity and charisma. Fucking shameful. Can he get the fuck outta this place and go to AEW or back to NJPW while he still has a few good years left? Anyway, either guy could win this I suppose. Seems early to take the belt off Knight but it would be the only title change on this show. At the same time, Nakamura's beaten roughly nobody in the last five years or so. Eh, I'll throw the guy a bone since no one else will.
Pick: Nakamura












