WWE Survivor Series: Watered Down WarGames III was basically exactly what I expected, a mediocre show with two overlong gimmick matches, and I do mean overlong. The two WarGames bouts totaled eighty, EIGHTY minutes, most of which was pretty skippable. I'll keep saying it till they listen: WWE WarGames needs to either go away or be a once-in-a-great-while event. Both of the top-billed matches would've been infinitely better as elimination bouts. If you're not gonna either reintroduce blood or create some truly unforgettable moments, don't try to recreate the magic of Dusty's brainchild. There was some decent wrestling on this show but nothing worth going out of your way to see except maybe the Intercontinental Title match.
The opening match, the Women's WarGames, didn't officially start until 15 minutes into the show. Bayley and Nia Jax, yes, the cosmically inept Nia Jax, started the match. Nia and Bayley exchanged awkward sequences for a while until Bayley removed a leather sleeve she was wearing and started whipping Nia. Nia took it away and whipped her right back. Naomi entered to the rescue, bringing in a kendo stick and a toilet seat. Sorry, why is a toilet seat under the ring? Event security needs to be way more diligent leading up to showtime apparently. Naomi beat Nia down with the stick and the babyfaces double-teamed Nia until Candice LaRae came in for the save, bringing in two chairs. Nia grabbed one and clumsily whacked both faces with it. The heels took out both of them. Bianca entered next and brought in a trash can, a fire extinguisher, a table and a chair. Does every entrant need to bring in multiple weapons? And doesn't it undermine the urgency of saving your friends when you spend a minute and a half searching for shit under the ring? Tiffany Stratton was next for the heels, and she brought in a trash can. Tiffany cleaned house and then did some bad-looking tandem moves with Nia. Iyo Sky was next and had to run to the opposite side of the ring to find a weapon, in this case a custom trash can with a rope attached so she could do her top-of-the-cage dive (if the implication is that Iyo placed that under the ring, why did she put it as far away from the entrance as possible?). Candice cut her off and they set up a sunset flip bomb but Iyo lost her grip and they had to settle for a top rope dropkick. Iyo beat everyone up with a chair until Nia knocked her down. Raquel Rodriguez entered next and, you guessed it, stopped to find stuff to bring in with her, in this case a table, which she didn't even bring in. She looked for something else but couldn't find it. If you're gonna have everyone bring in a weapon shouldn't you also have them memorize where to look for it so they don't come off like idiots? Nia and Raquel beat everyone up. Rhea Ripley was the final entrant for her team and brought in the table Raquel pulled out, but got triple teamed. But the babyfaces ran wild and Rhea whacked everyone with the toilet seat. Liv Morgan was last, and hesitated because Rhea was the only woman standing. Liv brought in a baseball bat. Rhea removed the mask she was wearing to protect her injured orbital bone but the heels ganged up on her. Liv beat her down with the bat. Everyone took turns hitting moves on each other. Iyo and Tiffany each climbed opposite corners so everyone else could get into position - uhh, shouldn't the climb be AFTER everyone's in position? Did all the participants read the script? Iyo hit her trademark trashcan moonsault on one side while Tiffany hit a swanton. Tiffany pulled her Money in the Bank briefcase out of a trashcan and teased a cash-in but Iyo sprayed everyone with the fire extinguisher while Rhea handcuffed Raquel to the ropes. Nia put Bianca on a table and teased a Vader Bomb but Bianca and Naomi powerbombed her through it. Liv hit Oblivion on Bayley but Rhea made the save and the two rivals fought. Liv went for Oblivion off the top rope but Rhea countered into a Riptide through the table for the win. The last few minutes of this were entertaining but as usual this was sanitized, weapons-heavy and mostly devoid of a story. It was about Rhea and Liv, who didn't enter until the end of the match. And in what universe do you put Nia in for the whole thing??














































