Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Top Ten Things: Opening PPV Matches

Welcome to yet another Top Ten Things, here at Enuffa.com!

Time for an updated list of my favorite PPV opening matches over the last 40 years or so.  Like a killer opening song on an album, a great opening match can instantly grab your attention and set the tone for the rest of the evening.  It gets the live crowd excited, which in turn lends more energy to the rest of the PPV.  The quality of the opening bout can leave almost as big an impression as that of the main event; if a show starts well and ends well you tend to remember it as a damn fine show (I do anyway), even if the stuff in the middle isn't so hot.  At the very least a great opening match makes me want to watch the show a second time.  Most PPVs tend to feature shorter bouts to kick things off, but every so often the first match either steals the show outright or comes pretty damn close.  Here are ten such examples, plus some Honorable Mentions.....




HM: AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon - WrestleMania 33


The main card of the 2017 edition of WrestleMania kicked off with a match I wasn't at all happy about.  AJ Styles, by far the most accomplished star in the company over the previous 14 months, was saddled fighting Vince's son instead of tearing it up with someone of his caliber.  But I'll be damned if it wasn't incredibly entertaining.  AJ was amazing as usual, and Shane had his working shoes on just trying to keep up.  Many of the spots were over-the-top, including Shane countering AJ's 450 splash into a triangle choke, Shane missing a Shooting Star Press, AJ trying the Van Terminator but running into a trash can, and Shane doing his own Van Terminator.  AJ finally took the win after hitting the Phenomenal Forearm, capping off what was shockingly the best match of the night.  This match proved that AJ Styles could have a good match with anyone, and also earned AJ the company's permanent stamp of approval.





HM: Daniel Bryan vs. Dolph Ziggler - Bragging Rights 2010


Probably D-Bryan's first true standout match in WWE was this sleeper hit to kick off the second and final Bragging Rights PPV.  By far the best match on the show, this US Champ vs. IC Champ bout allowed Bryan to show off his technical prowess against an opponent who could hang with him move-for-move.  This see-saw match went a thrilling 16 minutes, including a false finish where Ziggler seemed to have won the match but Bryan's foot was on the rope, before Bryan tapped Ziggler out with the LeBell Lock.  The pair followed it up with an equally good rematch the next night on RAW.  At year's end, WWE cited this as one of the best matches of 2010, ranking it second (I believe) only to Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker.  This was the first instance of the company openly showing appreciation for Bryan's abilities.





HM: Brian Pillman vs. Jushin Thunder Liger - SuperBrawl II


The second SuperBrawl PPV, the best in the series, had the show stolen by this groundbreaking opening contest for the newly minted WCW Light Heavyweight Title.  This 17-minute bout was full of great false finishes and big high spots, demonstrating this wonderful alternative to the norm known as cruiserweight wrestling and showcasing a style of wrestling North American fans weren't yet accustomed to.  Pillman won with a bridging leg cradle after Liger missed a top-rope splash, regaining the short-lived championship.  While Jr.-style wrestling wouldn't catch on for a few more years, this match served as one of the templates.

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Awesomely Shitty Movies: Batman Returns (1992)

Welcome at long last to another edition of Awesomely Shitty Movies, here at Enuffa.com!  It's been forever since I did one of these, so I might be a bit rusty.  Bear with me please....


We just got through another Christmas season, and since most of my annual Christmas movies like Scrooged, Just Friends and It's a Wonderful Life are getting a bit tired for me (Eh, who am I kidding, I'm always happy to watch IAWL), I decided to branch out and take another look at a less conventional holiday-themed flick, the 1992 Tim Burton sequel, Batman Returns!

With the runaway success of 1989's Batman, Warner Brothers was understandably eager to get a follow-up out as soon as possible.  But Tim Burton, having found the process of making Batman stressful and combative (He clashed with producers Jon Peters and Peter Guber at nearly every turn), opted to take some time for himself first.  The result was 1990's Edward Scissorhands (another sorta Christmasy effort), where he was reunited with Winona Ryder.  Ryder had just worked on the film Heathers, written by offbeat scribe Daniel Waters.  As a condition of being coaxed back for a Batman sequel, Burton insisted on creative carte blanche, which the studio granted.  Thus Waters was brought in to write a character-driven script with only a barebones plot, later refined by Batman writer Sam Hamm.  This would be a Tim Burton movie first and a Batman movie second, with a focus on the film's two freakish villains and precious little screen time for the Caped Crusader.  It would also be exceedingly dark and violent, earning a hard PG-13 rating and upsetting so many parents and children that McDonald's and other retailers received backlash for participating in their promotional tie-ins.  While Batman Returns made a $267 million killing at the box office, it fell far short of Batman's $411 mil, and Warner Brothers opted not to bring Burton back for the third installment.

Monday, May 11, 2026

Oscar Film Journal: Twelve O'Clock High (1949)

Welcome back to the Oscar Film Journal, here at Enuffa.com!


Up until yesterday I had two years in Oscars history where I hadn't seen any of the Best Picture nominees: 1949 and 1956.  I'm happy to say I've rectified one of those two by watching the 1949 war film Twelve O'Clock High, starring Gregory Peck and directed by henry King.  

TOCH is based on a novel, itself loosely based on true events surrounding the earliest American aviary missions during World War II.  Stationed in England, the 918th Bomb Group has been conducting raids on German-occupied targets in France, mostly without success and suffering heavy casualties.  Major General Pritchard recognizes that a leadership change is needed, and assigns Brigadier General Frank Savage (Peck) to whip the unit into shape, boost morale, and hopefully turn their productivity around.  Savage rules with an iron fist, demanding the members of the unit refrain from becoming attached to each other or even to surviving the war, lest their emotions jeopardize their mission.  "Think of yourselves as already dead," he tells them, earning the unit's disdain and prompting a slew of transfer requests.  But the unit's legal administrator Major Stovall (Dean Jagger, in a performance that won him a supporting Oscar) wants to see the mission succeed and agrees to stall the transfers until they've racked up some battlefield wins, banking that the requests will ultimately be withdrawn.  Slowly the team comes to trust Savage and his methods, and they make major strides in slowing down German munitions manufacturing, via repeated air raids on Germany itself.

Friday, May 8, 2026

Oscar Film Journal: Ben-Hur (1959)

Welcome back to the Oscar Film Journal, here at Enuffa.com!


Today's a doozy.  I'm finally breaking the seal on the year 1959, and starting at the top, with the Best Picture winner (along with the ten other awards it bagged), Ben-Hur.  Based on the 1880 novel by Lew Wallace, directed by William Wyler and starring Charlton Heston, Ben-Hur was a massive undertaking, boasting some of the largest film sets ever constructed and an epic three-and-a-half-hour running time, not including the overture and intermission.  At a $15 million price tag it was also the most expensive film every produced at that time, and was such a box office sensation it outgrossed every film that came before it except one: Gone With the Wind.

The narrative is set against the backdrop of the birth, rise, and eventual crucifixion of Christ.  A fellow Judean named Judah Ben-Hur (Heston), born around the same time as Jesus, grows up to be a wealthy Jewish merchant.  His childhood friend Messala has gone on to become a Roman tribune, co-governing Jerusalem.  Messala has fully bought into the idea of Roman global domination and tries to convince Judah to join him and become a high-ranking Roman official.  But Judah's loyalty is with his Jewish brethren and he vows to help them regain their freedom, driving an intense rift between the two friends.  During a parade held for Governor Gratus, Judah's sister Tirzah accidentally knocks a loose roof tile into the street, injuring Gratus.  Even though Messala knows it was an accident, he uses this as a pretext to imprison Judah, Tirzah and their mother Miriam, making them an example of what will happen to anyone who questions Roman dominion. 

Thursday, May 7, 2026

WWE Backlash 2026 Preview & Predictions

It's three weeks after WWE WrestleMania, and that means it's time for WWE to experience the Backlash.....to making their audience pay $30 to sit through two nights of mostly ads and entrances.  Hey those poor deprived TKO execs gotta line their already exploding pockets somehow, right?


Have you heard about this shit?  WWE is forcing numerous wrestlers (New Day for example) to renegotiate their contracts, MID-CONTRACT, to take a pay cut, as walking trouser stains like Ari Emanuel and Nick Khan give themselves massive bonuses.  Or as its technically known, literal wage theft.  Man am I glad I stopped giving this shithole company any of my money.  You know you're a wealth-hoarding scumbag when your talent relations practices actually make Vince McMahon look like a fair guy by comparison.  Jesus fuck....

Anyway, we're back to the five-match PPV structure, because "We need to keep the shows shorter."  Even though the five matches will total less than half the show's running time, plus we have to have John Cena "host" it again to try and make people care, since ticket sales are down again from last year's show.  Say WWE, have you considered putting on a WRESTLING show?

A few of these matches actually have some promise at least (though one of them is a pointless comedy segment), and one of them was inexcusably left off the biggest card of the year, TO MAKE ROOM FOR MORE ADS.  WWE fans, how are you not demanding more for your dollar?  It's been speculated that Cody vs. Gunther for the WWE Title will be added, but it sure seems a weird move to tack on a main event match two days before the show.  More likely it'll be on Saturday Night's Main Event in two weeks.

This company is flailing like my dog when we try to wash him.

Let's get to the lineup....

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Oscar Film Journal: Mutiny On the Bounty (1935)

Time for another Oscar Film Journal, here at Enuffa.com!


We're sailin' on back to the 1930s for a rip-roaring, seafaring yarn, the first cinematic adaptation of the classic historical novel Mutiny on the Bounty.  Directed by Frank Lloyd and starring Charles Laughton and Clark Gable, this version actually incorporates events from the first two books in the Bounty trilogy.  

Laughton plays the infamously ruthless Captain William Bligh, whose cruel treatment of his officers and men becomes so intolerable his executive officer Fletcher Christian (Gable) leads the titular mutiny.  The Bounty undertakes a daunting two-year voyage from England to Tahiti to transport a supply of breadfruit trees to the West Indies as a cheap food supply.  Throughout the voyage Bligh ruthlessly punishes his crew for even the slightest infraction, cuts their food rations while upping his own, and even accuses his own officers of theft when various supply counts are off.  Finally the usually even-tempered Christian can take no more, and he exiles Bligh and his loyalists to a lifeboat and sets them adrift, while opting to stay in Tahiti with the islander woman he's fallen for.  Complicating the matter is the presence of Christian's friend, midshipman Roger Byam, who out of duty remained loyal to Bligh but stayed on the Bounty because the lifeboat had no more room.  Eventually the idealistic Byam agrees to return to England, hoping his loyalty to his captain will save him from the hangman's noose.

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Top Ten Things: Star Wars Characters

What's the haps, folks?  Welcome to another edition of Top Ten Things, here at Enuffa.com!

Well we are in between trilogies in the grand Star Wars saga.  Lots of rumors swirling about upcoming film projects but so far nothing concrete.  In the meantime Disney+ has no shortage of television series for us to dig into.  But for the record I'm a big fan of the overall sequel trilogy, in spite of its imperfections (and let's be honest, part of the charm of Star Wars has always been its imperfections).  For me what's worked so well about the sequels are the numerous captivating characters that have pulled me into the story, much as their OT counterparts did four decades ago.  The prequel trilogy unfortunately introduced almost no characters I found interesting or terribly memorable, even including the young versions of Obi-Wan and Anakin (the one real keeper for me was Darth Maul, whom George Lucas didn't, um...keep).  So no, this list does not include any characters from Episodes 1-3, except in their respective 4-6 form.  Sorry Prequelers, I think those movies stink.



Anywho, here are my ten eleven favorite Star Wars characters.  Here we go....





11. Yoda


The Empire Strikes Back introduced a spectacular achievement in the art of puppetry.  In Episode V, Luke travels to the Degobah system and encounters Yoda, the most powerful wizard in the galaxy.  So strong is he with the Force that his diminutive size matters not.  Voiced by Frank Oz, Yoda provided so many quotable lines and taught us all about the nature of the Force and what it means to be a Jedi.  His involvement in the story elevated its mystical concepts to something much more complex and philosophical than simple magic.  Yoda hammered home the spirituality of the Jedi arts, forcing Luke to reexamine his outlook and grow immensely as a character.  The prequels sadly reduced Yoda to a lightsaber-wielding video game character, but originally Yoda was quite remarkable and represented everything beyond the narrow limits of the physical world.





10. Finn


The #2 good guy of the sequel trilogy is former Stormtrooper FN-2187, dubbed Finn by his new BFF Poe Dameron.  Finn was raised by the First Order for one reason - to be an agent of death and oppression.  But during his mission on Jakku he had an attack of conscience and defected, rescuing Poe and eventually helping Rey and the Resistance destroy Starkiller Base, before being maimed by Kylo Ren.  In The Last Jedi Finn and series newcomer Rose are dispatched to a casino planet to find a codebreaker who can stop the First Order from tracking the crippled Resistance through hyperspace.  Finn starts the second film disillusioned about our heroes' chances, but by the end his friendship with Rose and loyalty to his new allies win out, and he embraces his role in helping to lead the "Rebel scum."  In The Rise of Skywalker we learn through a few subtle hints that Finn very likely has budding Force powers, as he can sense Rey's movements while she's away.  Their implied romance never comes to fruition but it seems that they've connected on a different level.  This charismatic, rather reluctant hero played by John Boyega has tremendous chemistry with his fellow protagonists and is a very welcome addition to the Star Wars mythos.





9. Obi-Wan Kenobi


When the original Star Wars was being cast, George Lucas enlisted several unknowns to play the principle characters, but he realized he'd also need some veteran actors in supporting roles.  One such actor was Sir Alec Guinness, who immediately lent this bizarre space movie some credibility.  Guinness brought to life the character of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a former Jedi Knight instrumental to the growth of Luke Skywalker.  Kenobi's primary function in the story is to begin Luke's (and our) education on the concept of the Force.  Through Obi we learn about this mystical power and how vital it is to the success of the Rebellion.  We also learn about the Dark Side and how it corrupted Darth Vader.  Kenobi sacrifices himself so our young heroes can escape, but then as an ethereal being aids Luke in destroying the Death Star.  Obi-Wan represents our first glimpse into the spiritual side of this galactic good vs. evil struggle.  In the prequels Obi-Wan (as played by Ewan MacGregor) is also the one heroic character with any real depth (and the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series lended even more to that incarnation of the character).


Monday, May 4, 2026

Top Ten Things: Star Wars Films, RANKED

Welcome to a Special Edition (See what I did there?) of Top Ten Things, here at Enuffa.com!  It's time for a ranking of the live-action Star Wars films, making this technically a Top Eleven Things....



I literally can't remember a time before Star Wars came into my life.  I was 18 months old when it came out, and I'm not sure when exactly I saw the original film.  I think it was probably during the 1979 re-release but I can't be sure.  I am however certain that I saw Empire multiple times in the theater between 1980 and 1982, and rushed out to see Return of the Jedi in '83.  The original unaltered trilogy is still my favorite series of films (I can't watch the Special Editions anymore, I just can't), and it's still the yardstick by which I measure every other movie trilogy.

When the prequels were released from 1999-2005 I was hooked on those right away too.  Only later as I actually thought about them did I realize how far short they fell, and for the better part of a decade I'd resigned myself to being an OT purist.  But then Disney bought the property and took the series back to all the things I'd originally loved about it - enduring characters, profound themes, thrilling battles, and visually stunning worlds and creatures.  The Star Wars series was ready to expand, for realsies this time.

But how do the films stack up against each other?  Well if you read my intro the lowest-ranked entries should be no surprise.  So let's get to it - here are my rankings for the Star Wars live-action films.....





11. Attack of the Clones


Sigh... yeah, I gotta get through the three bad ones before I get to the good ones.  Look, when the prequels first came out I was so blinded by my love of Star Wars that I couldn't see the glaring, logic-defying, nonsensical plot contrivances that made the story being told incomprehensible.  And I was so dazzled by "oooh, lightsabers!" that I forgave the embarrassing performances from nearly every cast member (Seriously, Natalie Portman is an Oscar-winning actress and George Lucas failed to get even one passable performance out of her in these films).  The specific problems with the prequels have been explored ad nauseum, so I won't go into too much detail, but suffice it to say, there really isn't one redeeming thing about Attack of the Clones.  The storyline of Obi-Wan discovering an illegally created clone army that the Republic then actually uses(??) makes no sense and is pointless as the main plot of a film.  Why wasn't the middle chapter of this trilogy dedicated to the actual Clone Wars?  Isn't that what everyone was looking forward to, aside from seeing the creation of Darth Vader?  Instead we get the very beginning of the Clone Wars here and it turns out to be a fake war orchestrated by Palpatine just so he can remain in power, while not one of our protagonists can see through this shovel-to-the-face obvious ploy.  Plus we get the worst love story ever put to film.  Plus we get PlayStation One-esque CGI in every frame.  Plus the aforementioned terrible acting.  Plus the "I don't like sand" speech.  This stuff is Ed Wood-bad.  Attack of the Clones is the worst live-action theatrical Star Wars film.





10. The Phantom Menace


Only slightly less terrible is Episode I, in which the dialogue is every bit as cringeworthy, the story every bit as preposterous, and the acting equally wooden.  Plus fucking Jar Jar.  Damn, this is a tough call....  But what The Phantom Menace has over Clones is twofold - the pod racing sequence is fun, despite being a totally convoluted way just to get Anakin off Tatooine, and Darth Maul is a badass villain, despite only having ten minutes of screen time and no real character to speak of.  From a technical standpoint the lightsaber duel in this film is the best of the series (Sure, there's exactly zero going on between the participants, but the choreography is cool at least).  So those two aspects are enjoyable, even if the rest of the film isn't.  But yeah, The Phantom Menace is drivel.

Oscar Film Journal: On Golden Pond (1981)

Welcome to another entry in the Oscar Film Journal, here at Enuffa.com!


I've been meaning to watch today's film for some time now and kept putting it off.  I remember as a six-year-old hearing about this one and thinking it sounded like an "old people movie," probably because it's about a couple of old people.  

Today's subject is On Golden Pond, starring Katharine Hepburn, Henry Fonda, and Jane Fonda, in Henry's final film role (He passed away only eight months after its release).  Based on the play by Ernest Thompson, On Golden Pond tells the story of an elderly couple spending the summer at their vacation cottage by a New England lake.  Norman is about to turn 80 and is beginning to suffer from dementia and angina, and his wife Ethel struggles to convince him it's worth hanging on for a while longer.  Their daughter Chelsea arrives with her fiancé Bill and his son Billy, and we learn pretty quickly that Chelsea and Norman's relationship has long been strained (She even calls him by his first name instead of "Dad").  Chelsea and Bill take a trip to Europe and leave Billy in the care of his soon-to-be step-grandparents for a month, giving Norman a chance to learn how to be an actual parent, thus softening his sardonic, grim worldview.

Friday, May 1, 2026

Oscar Film Journal: Lilies of the Field (1963)

Welcome to another Oscar Film Journal entry, here at Enuffa.com!


Heading back to the early 1960s and a peculiar little film called Lilies of the Field, starring Sidney Poitier, in the role that won him an historic Oscar, the first Academy Award given to a black actor for a lead performance.  Based on the novel by William Edmund Barrett, Lilies is a very simple story of a transient California-bound handyman who stops off at a makeshift Arizona convent for a water refill, offers to help the nuns who live there in exchange for cash, and instead gets roped into the months-long assignment of building them a chapel.  Homer Smith (Poitier) initially hopes to make a quick few bucks repairing the roof of their shared housing, but the head nun Mother Maria (a stern but oddly likable Lilia Skala, who earned a Supporting Actress nod) seemingly underplays her knowledge of English to avoid paying him.  Homer stays the night and shares the scant meal the sisters offer, but one night turns into many, as Maria keeps giving him odd jobs to perform for free, telling him God sent him to help.  As he gets to know their mostly Spanish-speaking local congregation (Sunday mass is held outdoors) he begins to feel a duty to follow through on the challenge, an admittedly appealing task for the amateur architect.  

Thursday, April 30, 2026

Oscar Film Journal: Gandhi (1982)

And it's time for yet another Oscar Film Journal, here at Enuffa.com!


The 2026 ceremony may be in the history books but that doesn't mean we can't still have fun.  Today's subject is the 1982 epic biographical drama that won the Best Picture trophy, Richard Attenborough's Gandhi, starring Ben Kingsley in the role that also won him the gold statuette.

Gandhi covers the rise of India's famed spiritual leader and activist, and his decades-long efforts to free his home country from British rule, without the use of violence.  After a prologue that depicts his 1948 assassination, we circle back to his time as a young, idealistic attorney living in turn-of-the-century South Africa where, despite his station as an educated man, he is still treated as a second-class citizen due to his race.  He quickly becomes involved in local activism, staging a demonstration where Indian residents burn their required ID cards and face imprisonment.  He catches the attention of like-minded Indian activists and reporters, and by the time he returns home some years later he is greeted as a celebrity.  Over the next three decades he champions Indian independence through peaceful non-cooperation and a vow of poverty, dressing only in minimalistic, handmade clothes, quietly enduring British military violence at protest marches, and journeying to the ocean to sift salt and sell it to fellow natives (British law forbade the sale of salt by anyone but British-owned distributors).  The colonialist government takes notice and numerous acts of violence erupt on both sides, most notably the Jallianwala Bagh massacre, where a rogue British colonel orders his men to fire relentlessly on a gathering of protesters.  In 1947 after years of negotiations, India and Pakistan are finally freed from British rule, but find themselves at odds over religious beliefs, and a year later Gandhi is shot by a Hindu nationalist.

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Oscar Film Journal: Whiplash (2014)

Welcome to another Oscar Film Journal entry, here at Enuffa.com!


Circling back to one of my recent favorites, a film I've seen numerous times but about which I haven't written a full review, 2014's Whiplash, the breakout film by Damien Chazelle, starring Miles Teller and J.K. Simmons.  As a musician and Berklee College of Music alum, Whiplash piqued my interest right away, telling the story of an ambitious young drummer at a prestigious, competitive jazz conservatory in New York.  Andrew Neiman wants to be the next Buddy Rich and knows that his key to success in the NYC jazz scene is to get in good with the school's toughest, most celebrated band leader Terence Fletcher (a scenery-chewing Simmons at his Oscar-winning best).  As Andrew forsakes his personal relationships for his dedication to his craft, the teacher-student dynamic becomes a power struggle, with Fletcher going to appalling lengths to wring the best possible performances out of his pet project, and Andrew demanding a modicum of appreciation from his perfectionist mentor.  Drawing on his own experiences in high school jazz band, Chazelle fills the movie with questions about losing oneself to ambition and the price of success, as well as asking "How far is too far to push a promising student?"  

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Oscar Film Journal: In the Bedroom (2001)

Time for yet another entry in the Oscar Film Journal, here at Enuffa.com! 


***Here there be SPOILERS***

We're heading back to the early aughts and a year I can't believe was 25 ago, 2001, for a look at the directorial debut of Todd Field.  The film is In the Bedroom and stars Tom Wilkinson, Sissy Spacek and Marisa Tomei.  Set in a small town in Maine, the story centers around a middle-aged couple whose graduate student son Frank (Nick Stahl) is in the middle of a summer fling with Natalie, a much older, divorced woman with two kids (Tomei).  Frank assures his concerned mother and strangely proud father that the affair is just for the season until he goes to graduate school, but it's clear right away that these two have real feelings for each other and that Frank has a strong bond with her kids as well.  Complicating things is the fact that Natalie's husband Richard is still trying to win her back, becoming more and more abusive in the process.  

Monday, April 27, 2026

Top Ten Things: WrestleMania Main Events, Part 5 (#10-1)

Alright, now it's time for the really good shit.  The all-time great shit.  Such good shit.  



Click here for Part 1, Part 2Part 3 and Part 4



10. Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels - WrestleMania XII


The longest match in WrestleMania history, and thus far the only Iron Man match at this event, pitted the company's top two babyfaces against each other in an unprecedented athletic display.  Bret Hart was the veteran technician, while Shawn Michaels was the charismatic upstart.  Planned as the first part of a trilogy of bouts designed as a torch passing, this match played out as an old-school grappling contest for much of the first half.  Shawn stymied the champion with an expected ground game, while Bret grew increasingly frustrated and employed some heelish tactics.  The second half picked up, with much more high-risk offense, but neither man could gain a pinfall.  In the closing moments Shawn went for a dropkick but Bret countered into a Sharpshooter.  Shawn withstood the pain for nearly a full minute as the clock ran down to zero, leaving the match a time limit draw.  But WWF President Gorilla Monsoon ordered the match restarted under sudden death rules, much to Bret's chagrin.  The angry champion attacked Shawn's weakened legs, but Shawn answered with a pair of superkicks to win the title and start off his main event run.  Given its slow pace and frequent lack of crowd heat, this bout hasn't aged as well as one would think, but it does stand as a singular achievement in WWE lore - a mostly pure scientific marathon between two of the company's all-time best.

Friday, April 24, 2026

Top Ten Things: WrestleMania Main Events, Part 4 (#20-11)

Moving on to round 3 of our countdown, here's where we get to the pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good stuff....



Click here for Part 1, Part 2Part 3 and Part 5.



20. Shawn Michaels vs. Steve Austin - WrestleMania XIV


The Stone Cold Era began officially on March 29, 1998 (in my hometown of Boston), with a grueling WWF Title win over Shawn Michaels.  I went into this match super-hyped, as Austin and Michaels were my two favorite wrestlers at the time, and the company had tapped Mike Tyson to be the ringside enforcer and bring lots of mainstream attention to the show.  This was a dream main event for me, and while it was a damn fine match it didn't quite live up to my expectations.  The problem was Shawn's back, injured in a casket match with The Undertaker two months earlier.  Shawn began this match in expected high-energy form, but a botched whip into the turnbuckle seemed to aggravate his herniated disc, and he spent the rest of the bout barely gutting it out.  Still the agony on Shawn's face during every move added to the drama, and these two pros managed to put together a pretty great piece of gritty wrestling business.  The finish especially was perfectly executed - Shawn went for Sween Chin Music, Austin ducked and went for the Stunner, Shawn blocked it, shoved him into the ropes and went for another kick, Austin caught his foot, spun him around, kicked him in the gut and stunned him, as Tyson counted the pinfall.  The Boston crowd went apeshit as the Texas Rattlesnake held the title over his head, cementing his place as the unlikely new face of the company.  Shawn took a Tyson knockout punch to put an exclamation point on the night, and it would be his last match in over four years.  As good as this bout was, I always wonder how much better it would've been had Shawn been at 100%.




19. Ronda Rousey vs. Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte Flair - WrestleMania 35


The historic main event of WrestleMania 35 marked the first time a women's match would headline the show.  The white-hot Becky Lynch won the 2019 Royal Rumble to punch her ticket to 'Mania, but her animosity with RAW Women's Champion Ronda Rousey went back further than that.  Their paths were supposed to cross at the 2018 Survivor Series, but a real-life broken nose/concussion handed to Becky by Nia Jax derailed plans (and also made Becky an even bigger star), and Charlotte Flair took Becky's place.  Thus anticipation for the Becky-Ronda showdown built for months.  Sadly the company felt Charlotte should be added to make the bout a triple threat; Charlotte vs. Ronda at Survivor Series turned out to be a violent, fiery encounter where Charlotte got herself disqualified and beat the tar out of Ronda with a kendo stick.  So there were unresolved issues between Ronda and both of her challengers, but the addition of Charlotte served to muddy the waters a bit too much, particularly since she was also hastily booked to defeat Smackdown Women's Champion Asuka so as to make this main event a double championship match.  The build became very confusing as the company didn't seem to know who should be sympathetic and who should be antagonistic.  Ronda had been a fan favorite upon her WrestleMania 34 debut but by the end of the year was greeted with increasing crowd hostility, while Charlotte was viewed as being overexposed and overpushed.  But hopes were still high that these three accomplished athletes would deliver in the clutch.  And for their part, they put together a very good main event with a ton of atmosphere.  The company sadly didn't set them up to succeed however, overloading the WrestleMania card with so many matches it was after midnight by the time the main event kicked off.  An exhausted, overspent crowd couldn't be asked to respond with much enthusiasm, and the main event they legitimately wanted to see unfortunately suffered a bit as a result.  Also working against the women was the finish, which saw Becky defeat Ronda not with her Disarm-Her finisher or even a decisive impact move, but with a botched crucifix pin where Ronda's shoulder was visibly off the mat for part of the three-count.  For a groundbreaking WrestleMania main event with so much at stake, this was a mild disappointment, but it still delivered big from a mechanical and character standpoint. 




18. The Rock vs. John Cena - WrestleMania XXVIII


The Once in a Lifetime....Until Next Year dream match between John Cena and The Rock took place in Rocky's hometown of Miami, in front of a vehemently partisan crowd, and was a major financial success for the company.  The bout was set up a year earlier when The Rock returned from a seven-year absence to host WrestleMania and left that show's two main eventers laying in the ring at the end while he celebrated.  A terrible ending to WrestleMania 27, but WWE's long-term planning was to be applauded at least.  The company had an opportunity to build interest for this match at the following Survivor Series as Rock and Cena teamed up to face The Miz and R-Truth, but unfortunately that main event was a glorified 20-minute squash and the two babyfaces co-existed just fine, leading people like me to question the point of it all.  The proper build began shortly before 'Mania 28, as Cena cut one of the most impassioned promos of his career, pointing out that while he was busting his ass week after week, The Rock had abandoned the WWE fans for Hollywood, and Cena needed to win this for the full-time WWE wrestlers.  I couldn't have agreed more; this was one of the few times where I was fully in Cena's corner in terms of the story being told.  But as they were in Miami, such an outcome wasn't in the cards.  For just over thirty minutes the two megastars expertly worked the audience and put together a very good, epic sports-entertainment main event.  I thought this went overly long; surely 25 minutes would've been enough.  But this had a big-fight feel in spades, The Rock looked to be in the best shape of his life, and they told a good story.  Cena kicked out of the first Rock Bottom of the night but fell to a second, to send the pro-Rock crowd home happy.  Their rematch a year later would fall significantly short of this bout.
  



17. Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns - WrestleMania 34


Perhaps the most underrated WrestleMania main event was this rematch from WrestleMania 31.  The year was 2018, and the Roman Reigns Top Babyface experiment was still chugging along, with no change in the results from three years earlier.  The fans still didn't like Roman in this spot, they still booed him out of the building every night, and the company still refused to turn him heel, using the dipshit excuse that "Any reaction is a good reaction."  Yeah, not when the reaction is precisely the opposite of what you intended.  Regardless, Vince once again stubbornly refused to change his plan, and booked Brock vs. Roman II as the main event of WrestleMania 34.  After a very good undercard featuring Rollins-Balor-Miz, Charlotte-Asuka, Ronda/Angle-Triple H/Steph, the return of Daniel Bryan, and AJ-Nakamura, the New Orleans crowd simply didn't want to see this match, and they let WWE know it.  Chants of "You both suck," "CM Punk," and "This is awful" rang out throughout this match, and Vince hedged his bets in the booking, changing the result the weekend of the show.  Brock shockingly retained the title, Vince holding out hope that by SummerSlam the fans would magically come around to Roman's side (The tone deafness on display was staggering).  So the company gave fans a lot of reasons to hate this match.  It was two guys everyone was thoroughly sick of, it came at the end of a five-hour show, and the finish of the match made the whole thing kinda pointless.  But really sit down and watch this match; it's a helluva fight.  These two monsters beat the absolute shit out of each other, each guy kicked out of numerous finishers, Roman took an elbow shot that split his forehead in two, and it stands as one of the most purely violent spectacles to ever headline a WrestleMania.  Was it as good as their first match?  No.  But was it light years better than the third and fourth?  Absolutely.  I don't care what anyone says, I liked this main event a lot.  As far as I'm concerned it was Roman's second-best WrestleMania main event by far up to that point.  That would change three years later...




16. Roman Reigns vs. Cody Rhodes - WrestleMania 39, Night 2


Man, this match was on its way to a well-deserved Top 10 spot on this list.  Really, just an epic, drama-filled, twisty and turny WWE Universal Title match between two consummate pros.  The story was there, the build was there, the moment was there.  And then the last thirty seconds happened.  After an action-packed, story-driven 35 minutes that featured Solo Sikoa being ejected for interference and Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens running off the Usos, Cody hit Roman with a CrossRhodes, held on, hit another one, held on, and then Paul Heyman jumped on the apron to distract the official while the previously ejected Sikoa thumbed Cody in the throat, setting up Cody for a match-ending Spear.  Roman retained the title, again, in the exact same fashion he'd retained against Drew, Kevin, Sami, etc.  One of the least imaginative and most tone-deaf endings to a truly great match I've seen in years.  The company rectified the situation a year later, and fortunately (miraculously) Cody didn't end up losing steam during that time, but man, what a terrible, terrible finish.  At 'Mania 39 WWE snatched a stalemate from the jaws of total victory.




15. Roman Reigns vs. Cody Rhodes - WrestleMania 40, Night 2


Finally a year after WWE porked the ending of WrestleMania 39, plus a clusterfuck of booking changes involving Cody bequeathing his hard-earned second title shot to The Rock, changing his mind, Rock turning heel and attacking him, etc., we arrived at the big rematch.  And this time, thanks to Roman and The Rock beating Cody and Seth Rollins the night before, this match would be contested under Bloodline Rules, which just meant run-ins and weapons were legal.  For the first twenty minutes or so this was a traditional wrestling match, and a damn good one.  Then the run-ins started and got borderline silly after a while.  Jimmy, Jey, Solo, Cena, Rock, Seth, Taker.  Gettin' to be a lot.  But the crowd ate it all up and it served as a climactic build before the inevitable feelgood ending.  This match wasn't quite on the level of the previous one in terms of the work being done, but I'm ranking it ahead of Roman-Cody I because it had the right result and served as a major turning point in WWE lore.  




14. CM Punk vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins - WrestleMania 41, Night 1


Vastly superior to its Night 2, counterpart, the Night 1 main event, while not really containing any substantial stakes, was nonetheless a very strong 33-minute bout where the drama centered around whether Paul Heyman would remain in CM Punk's corner as promised, or if his loyalties still lay with longtime associate Roman Reigns.  The action here was well put together, with loads of nearfalls and finisher kickouts.  I had issues with the overdramatic nature of the finish, where Heyman slid Punk a chair but then turned on him, gave the chair to Roman and then turned on him, and aligned himself with Seth Rollins.  But overall the match was very effective and places high on the all-time 'Mania main events list.




13. Roman Reigns vs. Edge vs. Daniel Bryan - WrestleMania 37, Night 2


The final match of WrestleMania 37's two-night spectacular, this Triple Threat match pitted Universal Champion Roman Reigns, finally a monster heel at long last, against returning legend Edge, ten years removed from his untimely retirement, against perennial fan favorite Daniel Bryan.  Edge had won the 2021 Royal Rumble, entering at #1 and running the table, to challenge Roman at the Show of Shows.  But there was a problem; WWE forgot long ago how to book a likable babyface, and thus painted themselves into a corner by writing Edge as kind of a jerk.  And without someone to root for, an Edge vs. Roman main event would certainly fall flat.  Enter Daniel Bryan, the one man on the roster seemingly immune to inept booking.  No matter how many times they had Bryan lose, he could still get a strong babyface reaction from the crowd.  So Bryan was added to the match after Edge screwed up the Roman-Bryan bout at Fastlane, and suddenly it became much more intriguing.  These three worked a fantastic, chaotic Triple Threat, complete with Jey Uso run-ins, bumps on the ring steps, a broken table spot, a great moment where Bryan and Edge locked in simultaneous crossfaces on Roman and traded headbutts to knock the other guy out, and a controversial but decisive finish where Roman brutalized both men with chairs and stacked them on top of each other before pinning both.  Just an excellent, memorable way to close out the 2021 edition of WrestleMania.




12. Sasha Banks vs. Bianca Belair - WrestleMania 37, Night 1


The historic WrestleMania 37 Night 1 main event was one of the most satisfying in recent memory.  For the first time ever two women of color main evented a WrestleMania card, delivering an athletically marvelous, emotionally resonant near-classic that created a brand new top star in the division.  Smackdown Women's Champion Sasha Banks turned in a Bret Hart-like performance as she steered the bout with a veteran's confidence and made her relatively inexperienced challenger look like a megastar.  Bianca Belair played the self-assured, prodigious, eminently likable babyface to the hilt, keeping up with Banks and displaying incredible athletic feats, not the least of which was a spot where she caught Banks on an outside-the-ring dive, rolled through, pressed her over her head, and walked up the ring steps to toss her back in.  After a clever tug of war with Bianca's hair braid that ended with Bianca using it like a whip on Sasha (complete with a sickening crack and a nine-inch welt across Sasha's ribs), the challenger landed a 450 splash and a Kiss of Death finisher to win her first WWE gold.  Off-camera Sasha smiled with satisfaction, watching her opponent bask in the glory of the moment she helped engineer.  Both women shined here; Bianca earned her spot as the new face of the division, while Sasha cemented her place as one of the best women wrestlers in WWE history.




11. Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns (vs. Seth Rollins) - WrestleMania 31


Maybe the most unexpectedly great WrestleMania main event took place at the 2015 edition, as the reviled babyface Roman Reigns challenged the unstoppable Mayor of Suplex City (a phrase he coined during this match), Brock Lesnar.  Brock had decimated John Cena for the WWE Championship at the previous SummerSlam, allowing almost no offense during their 16-minute squash, and then all but disappeared with the title for most of the next six months.  At the 2015 Royal Rumble Brock, Cena and Seth Rollins had a spectacular Triple Threat match, where Brock turned back both challengers in dominant fashion.  Enter Reigns, the company's handpicked "it" guy, with whom the fans wanted nothing to do.  Reigns won the Rumble match that night to earn his WrestleMania spot, but was booed unmercifully, and this main event had all the markings of a dud; an absentee heel champion vs. an unliked babyface challenger.  But the match ended up being an exercise in brutality as these two monsters beat the piss out of each other.  Brock took a legit headbutt to the ring post which opened a huge gash on his forehead, while Reigns got suplexed into oblivion and kept getting up.  But the most memorable thing about the match was the unique finish, as Seth Rollins cashed in his Money in the Bank briefcase mid-match, curb stomping Brock, attempting a second stomp that was countered into an F5 attempt that was thwarted by a Reigns spear, and then curb stomping Reigns to win the match and the WWE Title.  The Santa Clara crowd exploded at the surprise finish and Rollins stood tall, swinging the strap over his head as Michael Cole dubbed the title change "The Heist of the Century."  Thus began Seth Rollins' excellent run as the company's top heel.



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Thursday, April 23, 2026

Top Ten Things: WrestleMania Main Events, Part 3 (#30-21)

Continuing with our WrestleMania main event rankings, let's get into #30-21!  


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30. Triple H vs. Randy Orton - WrestleMania 25


If ever a WrestleMania main event didn't tonally live up to the build, it's this one.  Triple H and Randy Orton had one of the most personal feuds ever to lead to a 'Mania headliner, with Orton punting both Vince and Shane McMahon, and even more dastardly, hitting Stephanie with a DDT while a handcuffed Triple H watched helplessly (Nevermind that for years the McMahons had all been presented as Grade-A assholes so it was basically impossible to sympathize with them here, but the angle was effective).  In retaliation Hunter broke into Orton's house and beat a raincheck into him, eventually tossing him out his front window onto the lawn as concerned neighbors looked on.  You'd think a feud with such rapid-fire escalation would culminate in a No Holds Barred match, a Hell in a Cell, a TLC match, hell, maybe a Chain match, why not?  Nope.  They just had a regular wrestling match to settle their differences.  A slow, methodical, Triple H-style main event wrestling match, where if Hunter got himself disqualified he'd lose the title.  Ya know, just to make sure the bout REALLY stayed orderly.  The pace and style of match didn't jibe at all with what fans wanted or expected, and trying to follow the epic, all-time classic Undertaker-Shawn Michaels masterwork two bouts earlier with a civilized Triple H-special grappling contest was an exercise in futility.  It's not that the match was bad by any means, on the contrary, it was a well-worked, fundamentally rock-solid wrestling match.  But it was 100% wrong for this particular feud.  What the company was thinking I'll never know.  But the crowd here was deader even than for Hunter's WrestleMania 18 bout with Jericho.  It proved to me once and for all that Triple H doesn't make an effective babyface; his style is thoroughly steeped in deliberate, slow-paced wear-down holds that don't get the audience energized.  Couple that with Randy Orton's equally methodical cadence, and you have a recipe for sleepiness.




29. Triple H vs. Batista - WrestleMania 21


2005 was The Year of The Animal.  Big Dave Batista had emerged seemingly overnight as everyone's favorite rising star in the company.  After totally clusterfucking Randy Orton's babyface turn in 2004 by taking the smug, patronizing 24-year-old, putting the title on him, and expecting people to cheer him 24 hours later just because his asshole friends beat him up, the company took the slow-burn approach with his former teammate Batista.  Dave quietly waited in the wings as Evolution's muscle, having a mini-feud with Orton in which the fans overwhelmingly favored The Animal.  The planned WrestleMania 21 headliner of Triple vs. Orton (see WrestleMania 25 to see how well that would've gone) was scrapped, and Big Dave was on his way to the top.  Batista and John Cena were elevated simultaneously in the Royal Rumble, Dave just barely eking out a win, and after weeks of Triple H and Ric Flair urging him to challenge WWE Champion JBL, Batista turned babyface in earnest, announcing that he'd be coming after his former mentor.  The build was handled effectively, with Dave presented as a monster babyface who could believably plow through anyone he wanted.  That he'd decisively beat Triple H at the Show of Shows was one of those welcome foregone conclusions in wrestling (sometimes predictability is a good thing), and it led to big fan interest in the show.  The match itself was just okay, as Batista was still very inexperienced in a big match setting.  But it got the job done and cemented Dave as a brand new made man.  Hunter and Batista would have their feud-defining match a few months later inside a Cell, but this was an okay start.




28. Chris Jericho vs. Triple H - WrestleMania X8


This might be the one WrestleMania main event that suffered the most from a bad build.  Chris Jericho famously defeated The Rock and Steve Austin in one night to become the Undisputed Champion, which surely should've boosted his credibility big time, right?  Well, no.  Upon winning the unified titles, Jericho was booked as a joke champion, often opening RAW and Smackdown in matches against guys like Maven and Tazz, whom he struggled to defeat.  Making things worse was Triple H's Royal Rumble win establishing him as the #1 contender at WrestleMania, because Hunter was much more concerned with his estranged wife Stephanie than with the task of defeating the Undisputed Champ.  Thus Jericho was portrayed as Steph's lackey, bringing her hand cream, watching her dog, ya know, stuff a World Champion does...  Y2J was made to look like such a lowly chumpstain it totally killed any interest in this main event, and on the night of the PPV the two headlined in front of a dead crowd (It didn't help of course that The Rock and Hulk Hogan had torn the house down and the crowd was just done after that).  These two worked a good match but everything fell flat, and thus Triple H's big moment was more of a whimper than a bang.  Imagine sabotaging your own main event program just to make yourself appear out of the other guy's league....




27. Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton - WrestleMania 42, Night 1


I'm not sure there's ever been another WrestleMania main event that was such a mechanically good match ruined by such nonsensical booking.  Left to their own devices, Cody and Orton could've built off their long history together and delivered a classic, but in their infinite wisdom WWE (and probably TKO) decided to insert Pat McAfee into this feud, making him Orton's new heel mouthpiece.  After a late-match ref bump McAfee ran in, wearing a referee shirt, and proceeded to slow-count his own guy's pin attempt.  Orton then RKO'd Pat, seemingly turning babyface, but after Cody subsequently beat him, Orton RKO'd and punted Cody, turning back heel.  Couple that with Cody having worked the entire match as a heel and Orton as a sympathetic babyface, and the dynamics to this match were straight-up baffling.  I begrudgingly gave the match ***1/2 only because the two wrestlers worked hard and gelled well.  But whatever "story" they were trying to tell ruined what should've been a great main event.  WWE could screw up counting to ten.




26. Steve Austin vs. Kevin Owens - WrestleMania 38, Night 1


19 years after his untimely retirement at age 38, Stone Cold Steve Austin finally came home for one last hurrah, facing a man who idolized him growing up, Kevin Owens.  While the company's build to this match was pretty wretched - Owens was left to hype the match all by himself a la Shawn Michaels vs. Hulk Hogan in 2005, and no official match was announced until WrestleMania itself, during a KO Show segment - the match made for a feelgood finale in front of a nuclear hometown crowd.  At age 57, Austin was of course very limited in what he could do, but Owens worked hard to hide said limitations and the two brawled all around the stadium, up the ramp, down the ramp, and back into the ring, where they traded Stunners before Austin got the win.  This was no in-ring classic by any means, but it was an enjoyable romp and allowed one of the industry's biggest stars to have one final moment in the spotlight.




25. Roman Reigns & The Rock vs. Cody Rhodes & Seth Rollins - WrestleMania 40, Night 1


Unique among two-night WrestleManias thus far, WM40 featured a Night 1 main event that included the two participants for Night 2's main event and directly influenced how that match would go.  This one came together after much hemming and hawing over whether it would be Royal Rumble winner Cody Rhodes, or back-from-Hollywood and now TKO board member The Rock challenging Roman Reigns for the title.  Thankfully the fans made their voices heard and overwhelmingly favored Cody finishing his story.  Thus the spiteful Rock turned heel and joined The Bloodline, challenging Cody and Seth to a tag match at Night 1.  This was a pretty great twenty-minute match that unfortunately went 44 minutes.  After interminable crowd brawling and a lot of stalling, the bout finally settled into a really strong 15-minute closing stretch that saw Roman accidentally spear The Rock, Cody nearly defeat Roman again only for Rock to attack him with a weight belt, and Roman spear Cody before The Rock demanded the tag to finish him off with a Rock Bottom/People's Elbow combination.  This was a good match that would've been great at half the running time.




24. Triple H vs. The Rock vs. Mick Foley vs. The Big Show - WrestleMania 2000


WrestleMania 2000 has to be the strangest edition of all time (except for maybe the COVID one).  There wasn't a single solitary one-on-one match under standard rules (Terri vs. The Kat had an over-the-top-rope stip), and the main event was a Fatal 4-Way elimination match, just so they could shove the entire McMahon family into the proceedings.  Jesus H. Christ, if I never see any of these people on my TV again it'll be too soon.  So instead of the expected Rock vs. Triple H headliner they added The Big Show (who technically won the Royal Rumble due to The Rock's feet accidentally hitting the floor first) and then just to give Mick Foley a WrestleMania moment they unretired him to complete the square.  The match was fine, rather overlong, and in the end anticlimactic.  The Big Show got triple-teamed early and was ousted from the match in under five minutes, Mick Foley turned in a less-than-stellar performance, not having gotten back into ring shape in time, and Rocky and Hunter carried the bulk of the bout.  It seemed a foregone conclusion that The Rock would defy the odds and regain the WWF Title, but in the interest of swerving everyone, Rock's cornerman Vince screwed him, delivering two chair shots to allow Hunter to retain the belt.  The Rock flipped out after the match, hitting Stephanie with a Rock Bottom/People's Elbow combination.  A month later at Backlash The Rock would win the title back anyway, so in hindsight it seems silly not to just have him win at the biggest show of the year.  Then again Triple H's victory here was historic as the first time a heel left WrestleMania as WWF Champion.  This was a so-so main event. 




23. John Cena vs. Triple H - WrestleMania 22


Here's a match about which I had no interest going in, but it turned out a pretty interesting main event.  John Cena was riding high as WWE's poster boy, but there was one problem - the fans had turned on him big time by late 2005.  During his feuds with Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle, Cena was roundly booed while his heel opponents were treated like heroes by the WWE faithful.  Literally the only bad guy who managed to get a proper heel reaction while feuding with Cena was The Rated R Superstar Edge, who shocked everyone by cashing in the first Money in the Bank briefcase after Cena had survived an Elimination Chamber.  Nowadays everyone's accustomed to the stupid briefcase gimmick and it's been done to death, but in 2006 no one expected Edge to exploit the "anytime, anywhere" loophole, and it was a big deal.  Edge drew good ratings as the champion but since Vince had his mind made up that Cena vs. Hunter was the 'Mania main event, Mr. Copeland's first WWE Title reign only lasted a paltry three weeks.  A cleverer promoter would've saved Edge's cash-in for the end of WrestleMania, just inside the one-year deadline.  Regardless, Cena vs. Triple H, while a pretty dull match on paper, turned out to be a very well-worked match that began the process of silencing Cena's "You Can't Wrestle" critics.  Hunter obviously led the dance, but Cena kept right up with him, and the 22-minute war ended with Hunter once again tapping out to the babyface.  What really made this match interesting though was the crowd, who booed Cena unmercifully and cheered the crap out of Triple H; not long after, Hunter turned babyface and reunited with Shawn Michaels as DX.  Edge really got the last laugh in this situation, as he and Mick Foley easily stole the show with their Hardcore Match; Mrs. Foley's baby boy finally got his proper WrestleMania moment.




22. The Rock vs. Steve Austin - WrestleMania XV


The Attitude Era was in full self-indulgent, decadent swing in March of 1999, with Vince Russo overbooking the living shit out of every show.  His crash TV writing style was all over this PPV and the weekly television leading up to it (Imagine giving away a huge match like Austin vs. Big Show on free TV only a month after the latter's debut).  The Rock had been rivaling Steve Austin's popularity in the fall of 1998, and at Survivor Series the company held a tournament to crown a new WWF Champion.  Once Austin was unfairly eliminated The Rock became the fans' clear choice to win, a la Randy Savage a decade earlier.  But then came the big swerve - The Rock was in cahoots with the McMahons the whole time, and his tournament win made him their new Corporate Champion.  Austin was duly pissed and eventually targeted the young titleholder, becoming the #1 contender on a technicality (Vince won the 1999 Royal Rumble but since he forfeited his title shot, runner-up Austin would get it instead).  With that, the two biggest stars in the company faced off at 'Mania.  The match was typical Attitude Era chaos - loads of outside the ring brawling, smashed tables, run-ins from McMahons, substitute referees, etc.  As Vince Russo clusterfucks go, this was a hoot, but it doesn't exactly hold up as an in-ring classic.  Still, the crowd was electric and Austin's third WWF Title win sent them home happy.  It was the one good match on a pretty terrible WrestleMania card.




21. Randy Savage vs. Hulk Hogan - WrestleMania V


The MegaPowers EXPLODE!  One of the greatest long-term angles in WWE history culminated in this WrestleMania V main event.  Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage, the two biggest wrestling babyfaces in late 1987, joined forces on Saturday Night's Main Event to form the MegaPowers, an unstoppable force for good.  Hogan helped Savage win the WWF Title at 'Mania 4, the pair teamed up at SummerSlam and Survivor Series, and all seemed well.  But Savage had slowly grown jealous over Hogan's bond with Elizabeth, and the situation came to a head at the second Main Event special in February of '89.  Savage was thrown out of the ring during the MegaPowers-Twin Towers match, accidentally knocking out Elizabeth, and Hogan left him to fend for himself while he brought her to the back for medical attention.  Savage took a beating for several minutes, realized his partner was nowhere to be found, and got duly pissed when Hogan returned.  The Macho Man walked out on Hogan and the match, and the two men got into a heated altercation in the locker room, where Savage pummeled Hogan with the WWF Title and left him laying.  The most emotionally charged WrestleMania main event in history was now on the marquee.  The match was classic Macho Man, a hotly contested, somewhat unruly main event where Savage dominated much of the action.  It was a pretty great match until the ending, when Hogan did his usual Hulk-up comeback in unintentionally comical fashion, puffing his cheeks and bulging his eyes as he no-sold everything.  Hogan kicked out of the Macho Man elbow and hit his big boot-legdrop combination to regain the WWF Title, and Savage was gradually moved down the card on his way to becoming a King.  At the time this was easily the best WrestleMania main event, and it would maintain that status for me until seven years later.  Great stuff until the usual unimaginative Hogan finish.


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