It's the end of an era once again in WWE, as this Saturday marks the final PPV to air on Peacock. Yes, the ESPN+ deal is kicking off four months early due to ESPN reeeeellly wanting something big to offer during their launch. And what better way to ring down the curtain on the Peacock-WWE era than a half-assed five-match show where their top champion is absent?
Saturday is WWE Clash in Paris, and once again the company has assembled a largely skippable show featuring mostly 40-plussers. I'm not sure there's been a PPV field as old as this one since the men's Royal Rumble 2021 where the median age was 39 and a 47-year-old won the whole thing. There are twelve wrestlers featured on this card and only four of them are under forty. And aside from thirty-year-old Logan Paul, the remaining three are 37, 38 and 39. Keep in mind the massive main event they have planned for Wrestlepalooza next month (Why are they recycling an ECW name of all things?) to go head to head with AEW's All Out features two 48-year-olds. Man does WWE hate elevating young people again.
There was supposed to be a Naomi-Stephanie Vaquer match for the women's title but Naomi had to vacate the belt after discovering she was pregnant, and the match was scrapped. Given that they cut the match entirely rather than pit Stephanie against someone else for the vacant title I seriously doubt she was slated to beat Naomi.
Update: Up until today's Smackdown episode there were zero black wrestlers on this show, but they just announced The Wyatt Sicks vs. Street Profits for the WWE Tag belts. Is this Ford and Dawkins' first PPV match in 2025? Remember when Ford was being primed for a big singles push? Good times.
Side note: The poster for this PARIS-based show is a reference to The Starry Night by DUTCH painter Vincent Van Gogh, and the subject of said painting is the view from his St. Remy-de-Provence asylum window in the SOUTH of France (over seven hours away from the capital city), thus it has nothing to do with Paris. Cultural illiteracy in action.
Side note 2: With WWE moving to a $30 a month service starting in September it's highly unlikely I'll be watching any more of their PPVs for the foreseeable future. So unfortunately my reviewing their shows will largely be a thing of the past. I already had a Peacock subscription prior to the existing deal, so I wasn't giving WWE any additional money. But I sure as shit ain't shelling out thirty bucks a month to watch a subpar wrestling show from a company that openly embraces fascism, accepts blood money, or covers up human trafficking scandals. WWE and everyone in charge of it can get fucked.
Alright, let's look at this thing....
WWE Tag Team Championship: Wyatt Sicks vs. Street Profits
As I said, this match just got added today. Nothing like waiting till the absolute last minute. Wyatt Sicks just won the belts a month and a half ago from the Street Profits, so I think they probably hold onto them here.
Pick: Wyatt Sicks retain
Women's Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch vs. Nikki Bella
Really, we're going with Nikki Bella as a challenger? When was she last relevant, 2015? Nikki was pretty good by 2013-14 women's roster standards but was rendered pretty obsolete when the Four Horsewomen were called up and the Divas Title went away. Why are we pushing nostalgia acts from one of the company's lamest periods? Is Adam Rose coming back too?
Pick: Becky retains