This Sunday it's the 95th Annual Academy Awards, and my associate Mike Drinan (@mdrinan380) are back to offer our preview and predictions. Mike is probably gonna sweep these damn things yet again and I'll just end up getting upset, but we're gonna do this anyway.
I'm in the exact same position I was at this time last year, having seen half of the Best Picture nominees and hoping to bang out a couple more over the weekend before the show. The five I've seen have ranged from stunningly great to "Why the fuck is this movie even nominated?" (You know which one you are Maverick....)
This disturbing trend where the Academy is obligated to include at least one or two popcorn movies just to attract a bigger Nielsen rating feels like straight-up pandering to me, not to mention they always give the award to one of the smaller films anyway. And they didn't even include the one popcorn movie from 2022 that actually deserves to be there (Had The Batman actually crossed the billion-dollar mark you know goddamn well they would have). Fortunately I don't think any of the three fluff movies have a snowball's chance in Hell of winning Best Picture. But it just feels wrong to have to refer to the Top Gun remake sequel or the reeeeeally delayed Avatar followup as a Best Picture nominee. Hollywood's been churning out too many remakes and sequels and reboots and prequels and spinoffs and requels as it is, do they really need to win awards for it?
Ok enough old-man sky-yelling, let's pick some winners!
Best Picture
Avatar: The Way of Water
Everything Everywhere All at Once
The Fabelmans
Tar
Triangle of Sadness
Women Talking
Justin: Alright, I've seen All Quiet which was amazing, Banshees which was pretty great, Elvis which was pedestrian despite a really strong lead performance, EEAAO which was fun and original, and Top Gun which was paint-by-numbers shite despite really impressive flight sequences. Of those five my favorite was All Quiet; just a beautifully made, harrowing, immersive war film. But that's all moot, because Everything Everywhere All at Once is a mortal lock to take this award and probably most of the awards it's nominated for. That movie is on fire right now, and I'm not even mad. It wasn't my favorite of the field but it was imaginative as hell, and that should be rewarded. Not to mention one of its directors, Daniel Kwan, is from my hometown of Westborough, MA. REPRESENT!!!
Pick: Everything Everywhere All at Once
Mike: I’ll forgive the insolence in your tone, Top Gun: Maverick is really well positioned to get the upset. The action laced with dramatic overtones and a splash of nostalgia, not to mention the outstanding performances that will literally take your breath away while in the danger zone, makes it such a considerable film. How do you go against it?
Pick: Kidding. Everything Everywhere All At Once for sure.












































