Editor's Note: Before I get into this Sunday's PPV, a few words about Roman Reigns. As everyone knows, Roman is on indefinite hiatus due to a relapse of the leukemia he's been battling for eleven years, and I just want to express how hopeful I am that he's able to conquer this disease as quickly and painlessly as possible. #KickLeukemiasAss
Now onto business...
It's the show WWE threw together to make us all forget they're scheduled to perform before an oppressive regime a week later, WWE Evolution!
Look, I'm very happy they decided to do an all-women's PPV. I really am. And I hate to look at this cynically, but the timing of this show is simply too convenient to ignore that their primary motivator for it was almost certainly damage control. The Saudi government won't allow female wrestlers to perform in their country, or even go along for the trip, so WWE said "Hey look over here everyone, we're actually progressive!"
Strangely, as of now the tickets for Crown Jewel haven't even been put on sale yet due to the controversy surrounding the Khashoggi murder, and as far as I'm concerned that show needs to be moved to a different location. It's just a really terrible look for this company to proceed as planned.
Anyway, WWE's first-ever all-women's show is this Sunday, and looks pretty solid. There are some very promising undercard matches, including bouts for the NXT Women's Title and the UK Women's Title, plus the Mae Young Classic finals and some star cameos from yesteryear. Plus the main event, while not terribly exciting on paper, has produced some strong promo work from Ronda Rousey, the one area she was really lacking. In many ways this show could be a lot more fun than most of WWE's offerings lately. Hopefully it's a success so WWE doesn't just skip it next year when they aren't trying to compensate for a PR disaster. So let's get to it....
***Big shakeup last month with Super Show-Down, as Dan and I are now tied for the lead with 66% (55/83), Dave's in third with 63% (52/83), and Landon's in last with 61% (51/83).***
Sasha Banks, Bayley & Natalya vs. The Riott Squad
Remember when they teased a Sasha-Bayley feud for months only to not deliver one? Fuckin' idiots. Anyway this match has plenty of good talent and should be reasonably entertaining. It is however one of many examples of WWE taking female stars and making them look like "just one of the girls." Sasha and Bayley are two prime victims of the awful parity booking WWE's been stuck on for years.
Justin: Ruby beat Sasha on Monday so I'll go with Team Sasha here.
Dan: RIOT
Landon: Team Natalya
Dave: Sure, Sasha.
Women's Battle Royal
I'm so fucking pissed about how badly they've ruined Asuka since WrestleMania. She was the first-ever Women's Royal Rumble winner and went into 'Mania looking like a major star, someone they were possibly grooming to face Ronda next year. And then Vince got a hold of her and booked her into oblivion, jobbing her out to Carmella (who has since become a jobber herself). God I hate that man. So yeah, she's stuck in this battle royal along with everyone else they had no ideas for. Oh by the way, the field looks like this:
Tamina, Billie Kay, Peyton Royce, Ember Moon, Alicia Fox, Nia Jax, Dana Brooke, Asuka, Mandy Rose, Sonya Deville, Carmella, Lana, Naomi, Torrie Wilson, Michelle McCool, Alundra Blayze, Ivory, Kelly Kelly, Maria Kanellis, Molly Holly and Zelina Vega
Right away you can probably narrow this down to four potential winners: Ember Moon, Nia Jax, Asuka, and an outside pick like Torrie Wilson. My heart says Asuka but Vince sucks, so it'll probably be someone else.
Justin: Nia is probably the favorite
Dan: Asuka
Landon: Her cousin has Leukemia now. Nia wins it for fuck's sake. Not doing that would be like turning Dean the night his friend announces he has to walk away.
Dave: God I have no idea. Nia.
Lita & Trish Stratus vs. Alexa Bliss & Mickie James
The buildup to this has been atrocious. Trish used to be a decent promo before the days of tightly scripted garbage, but she can't make this stuff work (Who can??). Alexa is a question mark since she suffered a concussion at a house show last weekend, but as of now they still have her slated for this match. This'll be your classic current stars vs. old stars match. I just hope Lita doesn't try another moonsault - she's gonna kill herself one of these days.
Justin: Alexa & Mickie
Dan: The old-timers get my shorts moving again and take the win.
Landon: Lita & Trish
Dave: Gotta give it to the regulars.